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A sardar was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police
cruiser pulled him over.

The police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a sardar.

He asked for the sardar driver's license.

The driver searched frantically in his purse for a while and finally said to the sardar policeman, "What does a driver's license look like?'

Irritated, the sardar cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"

The sardar driver frantically searched his purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom.

He held it up to his face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license", then handed it to the sardar policeman.

The sardar cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."


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Sardar made a call to the airport.

Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”

Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!