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<title>!! News Paper Of India In 2020 !!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<!--sizestart:2--><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizestart--><div align="center"><b>!! News Paper Of India In 2020 !!</b></div><!--sizeend--></span><!--/sizeend--><br /><div align="center"><img src="http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg214/praneethnaga/new%20album/praneeths/image003_186.jpg" style="border: none;" width='400' height='591' onmouseover="this.style.cursor='pointer';" onclick="return hs.expand(this, { src: 'http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg214/praneethnaga/new%20album/praneeths/image003_186.jpg' });" alt='!! News Paper Of India In 2020 !!' title='!! News Paper Of India In 2020 !!' /></div><br /> <img style="border: none;" alt="wink" align="absmiddle" src="http://khailtamasha.com/engine/data/emoticons/wink.gif" />  <img style="border: none;" alt="wink" align="absmiddle" src="http://khailtamasha.com/engine/data/emoticons/wink.gif" /> <br /><!--sizestart:2--><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizestart--><div align="center"><b>Click To Enlarge</b></div><!--sizeend--></span><!--/sizeend-->]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 14:32:44 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Gorilla in a tree</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><img src="http://www.imageflux.net/uploads/343646370629521_61ab6f849a.jpg" style="border: none;" alt='Gorilla in a tree' title='Gorilla in a tree' /></div><br /><div align="center"><!--sizestart:2--><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizestart--><b>Gorilla in a tree</b><!--sizeend--></span><!--/sizeend--></div><br />Man sees a gorilla in his tree calls the cops. They say its the gorilla that escaped from the zoo we will send somebody out.<br />Few minutes later a zoo truck pulls up a man gets out with a dog,a set of handcuffs and a shotgun.<br />Zoo man asks for the homeowners help.<br />Homeowners asks what he has to do. Zoo man says "I will climb up in the tree and knock the gorilla to the ground, the dog will run up and bite him in the crouch and then you handcuff him.<br /><br />Homeowner says "whats the shotgun for?" <br /><br /><b>More............</b>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 13:45:53 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>!! Iron Man Competition !!</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 13:05:20 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>MATHEMATICS QUESTION</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<!--colorstart:#FF6600--><span style="color:#FF6600"><!--/colorstart--><!--sizestart:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizestart--><div align="center"><b>MATHEMATICS QUESTION</b></div><!--sizeend--></span><!--/sizeend--><!--colorend--></span><!--/colorend--><br />Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?<br />Paddy: Seven!<br /><br />Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?<br />Paddy: Seven!<br /><br />Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?<br />Paddy: Six.<br /><br />Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?<br />Paddy: Seven!<br /><br /><b>More...............</b>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 12:42:05 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>!! See this Elevator !!</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 12:39:23 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>(Universal LAw)&amp;#8207; of LOVE</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><!--colorstart:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/colorstart--><!--sizestart:5--><span style="font-size:18pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizestart--><b>(Universal LAw)&#8207; of LOVE</b><!--sizeend--></span><!--/sizeend--><!--colorend--></span><!--/colorend--></div><br /><br /><br /><br />Universal law:<br />"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transferred from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money."<br /><br />    First Law:<br />    "A Boy in love with A Girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy."<br /><br />    Second Law:<br />    " The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance."<br /><br />    Third Law:<br />    "The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 11:28:38 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>WHY SHOULD I GO TO SCHOOL</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<!--sizestart:2--><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizestart--><div align="center"><b>WHY SHOULD I GO TO SCHOOL</b></div><!--sizeend--></span><!--/sizeend--><br /><b>One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.<br /><br /><br /><br />MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."<br /><br /><br />SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."<br /><br /><br />MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."<br /><br /><br />SON : "One, all the chilldren hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."<br /><br /><br />MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."</b><br /><br /><b>More...........</b>]]></description>
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<dc:creator>kashan_admin</dc:creator>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 11:13:51 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Check your CPU ( True incident in WIPRO Hyderabad )</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 10:32:14 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Смешные фото приколы</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:07:35 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>wanna protect ur lunch then use this..anti theft lunch bag?</title>
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<dc:creator>kashan_admin</dc:creator>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:32:48 -0500</pubDate>
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