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<title>the two of us</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<br /><!--colorstart:#333333--><span style="color:#333333"><!--/colorstart--><div align="center"><!--sizestart:2--><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizestart--><b>The two of us  </b><!--sizeend--></span><!--/sizeend--></div><!--colorend--></span><!--/colorend--><br /><br /><div align="center"><div><a href="http://i38.tinypic.com/2d11c41.gif" class="highslide" onclick="return hs.expand(this, {captionId: 'caption1'})"><img src="http://i38.tinypic.com/2d11c41.gif" style="border: none;" alt='the two of us  ' title='the two of us  ' /></a></div></div><br /><br /><!--colorstart:#666666--><span style="color:#666666"><!--/colorstart--><b><div align="center">the two of us<br />in it together<br />never forget what we are<br />or who we were<br />the tears have fallen<br />but smiles last forever<br />a constant reminder<br />that we are together </div></b><!--colorend--></span><!--/colorend--><br /><br />]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:30:49 -0600</pubDate>
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<title>Old memories are coming back to me</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<br /><b><!--colorstart:#009900--><span style="color:#009900"><!--/colorstart--><!--sizestart:2--><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizestart--><div align="center">Old memories are coming back to me  </div><!--sizeend--></span><!--/sizeend--><!--colorend--></span><!--/colorend--></b><br /><br /><div align="center"><div><a href="http://i33.tinypic.com/rqxa95.jpg" class="highslide" onclick="return hs.expand(this, {captionId: 'caption1'})"><img src="http://i33.tinypic.com/rqxa95.jpg" style="border: none;" alt='Old memories are coming back to me  ' title='Old memories are coming back to me  ' /></a></div></div><br /><br /><!--colorstart:#003300--><span style="color:#003300"><!--/colorstart--><b><div align="center">Old memories are coming back to me<br />They're making me feel truly happy<br />Each little memory I treasure dearly<br />For they are about you,<br />a person I cherish ever so deeply.<br /><br /><br /><br />In my sleepless solitude tonight,<br />I can't seem to keep you off my mind<br />I want to hug you with all my might<br />Oh, what I'd give just to have you<br />here with me through the night </div></b><!--colorend--></span><!--/colorend--><br /><br /><br /><br />]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:24:26 -0600</pubDate>
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<title>Kash Mein Teri Ankh Ka Kajal Hota</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<br /><!--sizestart:2--><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizestart--><!--colorstart:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/colorstart--><br /><b>Kash Mein Teri Ankh Ka Kajal Hota  </b><!--colorend--></span><!--/colorend--><!--sizeend--></span><!--/sizeend--><br /><br /><div align="center"><div><a href="http://i26.tinypic.com/20gld28.gif" class="highslide" onclick="return hs.expand(this, {captionId: 'caption1'})"><img src="http://i26.tinypic.com/20gld28.gif" style="border: none;" alt='Kash Mein Teri Ankh Ka Kajal Hota  ' title='Kash Mein Teri Ankh Ka Kajal Hota  ' /></a></div></div><br /><br /><!--colorstart:#FF6600--><span style="color:#FF6600"><!--/colorstart--><b>Kash Mein Teri Ankh Ka Kajal Hota<br />Teri Ankh Ki Jheel Ka Sahil Hota<br />Kash Mein Tere Honton Ki Lali Hota<br />Kash Mein Tere Kanon Ki Bali Hota<br />Tere Husn Ka Her Dam Sawali Hota<br /><br /><br />Kash Mein Teri Payal Ka Ghungru Hota<br />Her Waqt Tere Kadmon Mein Surkhuru Hota<br />Kash Mein Tere Hath Ki Lakeer Hota<br />Teri Kismat Khud Badalta<br />Kash Mein Tere Kadmon Ki Dhool Hota </b><!--colorend--></span><!--/colorend--><br /><br /><br /><br />]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 14:51:04 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Haan Woh Tum Hi To Ho</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<br /><!--colorstart:#FF6666--><span style="color:#FF6666"><!--/colorstart--><div align="center"><!--sizestart:2--><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizestart--><b>Haan Woh Tum Hi To Ho </b><!--sizeend--></span><!--/sizeend--></div><!--colorend--></span><!--/colorend--><br /><br /><div align="center"><div><a href="http://i25.tinypic.com/2i20od2.gif" class="highslide" onclick="return hs.expand(this, {captionId: 'caption1'})"><img src="http://i25.tinypic.com/2i20od2.gif" style="border: none;" width='400' height='582' alt='Haan Woh Tum Hi To Ho ' title='Haan Woh Tum Hi To Ho ' /></a></div></div><br /><br /><b><!--colorstart:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/colorstart-->Jis Ki Band Aankhon Main Mere Khwab Hain<br />Jis Ki Sanson Main Bajte Rubab Hain<br />Labon Ki Pankkhari Jaise Gulab Hain<br />Jis Ki Zindagi Main Band Mere Sare Bab Hain<br /><br />Woh Mujasma-E-Hayat Tum Hi To Ho<br />Haan Woh Tum Hi To Ho <!--colorend--></span><!--/colorend--></b><br /><br /><br />]]></description>
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<dc:creator>khushi</dc:creator>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 14:23:51 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Arz KIYA HAI ( JOKE )‏</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 05:09:17 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Tum agar pas bula lo mujhe (poem)</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<br /><!--colorstart:#CC66CC--><span style="color:#CC66CC"><!--/colorstart--><!--sizestart:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizestart--><b>Tum agar pas bula lo mujhe</b><!--sizeend--></span><!--/sizeend--><!--colorend--></span><!--/colorend--><br /><br /><div align="center"><div><a href="http://i26.tinypic.com/2ibjo6h.jpg" class="highslide" onclick="return hs.expand(this, {captionId: 'caption1'})"><img src="http://i26.tinypic.com/2ibjo6h.jpg" style="border: none;" alt='Tum agar pas bula lo mujhe (poem)' title='Tum agar pas bula lo mujhe (poem)' /></a></div></div><br /><br /><!--colorstart:#FF6666--><span style="color:#FF6666"><!--/colorstart--><br /><b>Kaise kahoon ke apna bana lo mujhe<br />Bahon mein apni samaa lo mujhe<br /><br />Bin tumhare aik pal bhi ab katta nahin<br />Tum aa kar mujhi se chura lo mujhe</b><!--colorend--></span><!--/colorend--><br /><br />]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 05:02:18 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Fastest thing in the world (Ha ha)</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 03:57:39 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>This Kiss</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<br /><!--colorstart:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/colorstart--><!--sizestart:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizestart--><b>This Kiss</b><!--sizeend--></span><!--/sizeend--><!--colorend--></span><!--/colorend--><br /><br /><div align="center"><div><a href="http://i41.tinypic.com/2q1vqj8.jpg" class="highslide" onclick="return hs.expand(this, {captionId: 'caption1'})"><img src="http://i41.tinypic.com/2q1vqj8.jpg" style="border: none;" alt='This Kiss' title='This Kiss' /></a></div></div><br /><br /><!--colorstart:#CC0000--><span style="color:#CC0000"><!--/colorstart--><b>we stood in the doorway<br />his hands on my waist<br />the clock tickling loudly<br />almost in haste<br /><br />he moved in closer<br />his eyes locked in mine<br />I long for his kiss<br />For just a moment in time </b><!--colorend--></span><!--/colorend--><br /><br /><br />]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 12:11:11 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>She is a woman‏</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 09:44:50 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Daman ( GHAZAL )‏</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 08:43:33 -0500</pubDate>
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